The Ducati Diavel Dark Motorcycle

I’ve always been a fan of Ducati. I don’t know why, I just can’t put my finger on it. It’s like when a buddy asks you why you think that chick you saw yesterday is hot: you can’t find your words, you just know you want to mount her. It’s the same with Ducati bikes.

At least, that’s what I’m thinking now, while drooling at this Ducati Diavel Dark. True, unusual name, since it looks like you should be wearing a dark cape while riding it. The all black paint job is right up my alley; so’s the sleek, assertive lines delivering a muscular silhouette.

The Ducati Testastretta 11° engine provides the power to support that bad-ass stance, putting out 162 horsepower and 94 lb-ft of torque; I can’t even imagine how fun this bike is but I’d sure love to try it out. Anyone got $17,695 for me to borrow?!